This is Karl.

-there is a man, that when he wakes up before 7:00am, the first words out of his mouth are "aw fu*k"

-there is a man, who gets up, and eats breakfast for 15 min, except on sundays, its much longer cause he has to read the comics from the paper.

-there is a man who is 21 years old, and still sleeps like a baby

-there is a man who thinks if he can make one person laugh about something incredibly stupid, it must have been a good day

-there is a man who thinks his loss of hair is his greatest achievement.

-there is a man who thinks, no matter how hard he practices, he is the only one who hears it and cares

-there is a man who wishes he never has to tie his own shoes again.

-there is a man who thinks the most perfect job in the world would be sleeping with all different kinds and sizes of teddy bears, to find the most perfect one for kids.

-there is a man who would love two great danes to slobber all over him when he gets home.

-there is a man who feels his walk is crooked and bent, but its still heading in the right direction.

-ladies and gentlemen, there is a man who claims, "karl is book"