So, an update in the life of Ashley.
· I am currently passing 5 kidney stones
· I haven’t worked since Thursday
· I’m not allowed to drive
· Joelmama left for Oregon today
· House of Wax is the worst movie ever
· I’m on a ton of Vicodin
· Karl and I have 160 days till we’re married
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Monday, May 9, 2005
-there is a man, that when he wakes up before 7:00am, the first words out of his mouth are "aw fu*k"
-there is a man, who gets up, and eats breakfast for 15 min, except on sundays, its much longer cause he has to read the comics from the paper.
-there is a man who is 21 years old, and still sleeps like a baby
-there is a man who thinks if he can make one person laugh about something incredibly stupid, it must have been a good day
-there is a man who thinks his loss of hair is his greatest achievement.
-there is a man who thinks, no matter how hard he practices, he is the only one who hears it and cares
-there is a man who wishes he never has to tie his own shoes again.
-there is a man who thinks the most perfect job in the world would be sleeping with all different kinds and sizes of teddy bears, to find the most perfect one for kids.
-there is a man who would love two great danes to slobber all over him when he gets home.
-there is a man who feels his walk is crooked and bent, but its still heading in the right direction.
-ladies and gentlemen, there is a man who claims, "karl is book"
Friday, May 6, 2005
We just got finished registering at Target…
We really suck at taking our time and deciding to make sure that everything in the house will go together well.
I can’t wait to see what kind of crazy slew of miss-matched things we get!
Our wedding shower in Indiana is July16.
The one in Michigan is sometime in August.